8 COUNTS OF TRUE FRIENDSHIP

**forwarded to me by a friend


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!

3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got some!

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass!




To all you guys going thru a rough weekend, it'll get better soon k? Hang in just a wee bit more.