ANOTHER MEANINGLESS POST

Waiting for Bedah to pick me up to go yumcha.

Took a shower. I smell like mango.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.


Bedah SMS-es. Says she's stuck in the jam.
(I think she's still blowing her hair)


Bedah sends me MMS, complete with picture of the jam.
(I think it's an old archive pic)





I send Bedah an SMS.
"My balls pain di. Waiting so long."


Bedah replies.
"You think my peaches not in pain? The seat belt across my chest is killing it. Haha."


I start to doze off while doing work on the bed.
"I cum first ok? My balls can't hold it in any longer"


Bedah refuses.
"Hah? Wait 4 me la. U cum all alone. U haven't finsih me yet. Evil la u"


I get hungry.
"Eh are you anywhere near kepong? Can tapao for me some bakuteh ah?"


Bedah snaps back.
"Siut. Babi la. Haram. I dun wan."



Bedah jahat la. I want to cancel our membership.


Waiting.


Sometimes I think foreplay is better than the real deal.
:)

(Kesian Bedah. Stuck in THE JAM. But then hor, not a long weekend, how come suddenly MRR2 jam giler babi? Nvm. At least I got some work done while waiting. hahahah. thanks Bedah! If i get nominated for any awards in 4 months time, I'll be sure to bring you along k?)